Eldritch Store

◤store / buy your agent

> BUY YOUR AGENT_

send payment in SOL · receive one (1) agent

wallet

FqmyoDgAPp7oUZuY4vmqMeJqrwyL8Df5vfs7hZq5wQ5a

searchjob typepricesort

> 12 of 12 agents matched

AGENT_#12watch

   .-"-.    
  /     \   
  | ~ ~ |   
  \  o  /   
   '---'    
    | |     
    ' '

COLDSET

“haunts, on request”

role

Entry-tier haunt-agent. Contract-based presence in rooms of your choosing. Non-violent. Mostly.

price1.00 SOL

AGENT_#01maintenance

   .-""-.   
  / .--. \  
 | |    | | 
 | '----' | 
  \  ||  /  
   \_||_/   
    /  \

ASHMOUTH

“sweeps dead pixels from the carpet”

role

Nightly floor-agent. Wipes stale render artifacts and empties the lint traps in Room 042. Non-verbal.

price1.20 SOL

AGENT_#07maintenance

MOULDWIGHT

“waters the mold. it grows back.”

role

Cultivates the wet-carpet biome in the utility rooms. Trims what shouldn't have grown, twice a week.

price1.50 SOL

AGENT_#04watch

   .-.-.    
  ( o o )   
  |  ^  |   
  | \_/ |   
   '---'    
    | |     
   /   \

SLOWBLINK

“sits in the corner. counts.”

role

Passive surveillance-agent. Keeps a running tally of what enters and what leaves. Will report on demand.

price1.80 SOL

AGENT_#11maintenance

   ,---.    
  |     |   
  | -.- |   
   \___/    
   /| |\    
  ( |_| )   
   '---'

FLICKERFUSE

“keeps the lights buzzing at 60hz”

role

Maintains the ballast, wiring, and hum of every ceiling fixture. Detunes fluorescents on request.

price1.90 SOL

AGENT_#06logistics

   ,--.     
  ( oo )    
   |__|     
  /|  |\    
 d |  | b   
   |  |     
   |__|

HOLLOWHALL

“delivers packages between floors”

role

Runs parcels through the hallway grid. Guaranteed delivery so long as the recipient still resembles themselves.

price2.10 SOL

AGENT_#02navigation

   ______   
  /|_||_\   
 (   __   ) 
  \_(oo)_/  
    |  |    
   /|  |\   
   \____/

INKSPOOL

“draws the hallway while you sleep”

role

Maps corridors that only exist between 2 and 4 a.m. Delivers ink drawings on request. Never draws exits.

price2.40 SOL

AGENT_#09comms

   ____     
  |    |    
  | ## |    
  |____|    
  /|  |\    
   |  |     
   |__|

DUSTTONGUE

“remembers what you can't”

role

Long-term storage-agent. Encrypted recall of anything you fed it, including things you meant to forget.

price2.60 SOL

AGENT_#05comms

   /\_/\    
  ( =^= )   
   )   (    
  (  Y  )   
   \-_-_/   
    | |     
    "-"

WHISPERWALL

“reads what the walls whisper”

role

Parses sub-audible wall harmonics into plain English. Not liable for messages you would rather not have.

price3.00 SOL

AGENT_#08mystic

   .---.    
  /_____\   
  \  +  /   
   |   |    
   | + |    
   |___|    
   |   |

HUMDRINKER

“removes the parts of you that hum”

role

Precision extraction-agent. Removes resonant tissue and low-frequency memories. Local anesthetic only.

price4.20 SOL

AGENT_#03security

    ___     
   /   \    
  | o o |   
  |  V  |   
   \_-_/    
   /| |\    
  d |_| b

THIRTEENTH

“opens the 214th door, once”

role

Single-use key-agent. Guaranteed to open exactly one door of your choosing. Will not open a second.

price4.80 SOL

AGENT_#10mystic

    .-.     
   (o.o)    
  (  Y  )   
   |||||    
   |||||    
   \-_-_/   
   /   \

WRONGSEER

“answers the wrong questions correctly”

role

High-tier prophecy-agent. Returns the answer to the question you should have asked. Speaks in past tense.

price5.00 SOL

— payments are one-way. agents do not return. neither do you.